ANDREW MAGNE
Starbucks. Some hate it.  Most love it.  For Julia Jacobs-Jones-Meyerson, she absolutely has to have it. As diabetics would certainly falter without their insulin, Meyerson would have a tough time staying awake in Writing 140 without her grande chocolate-caramel-double-shot-hold-the-whipped-cream latte. But that’s not the worst of it, it can only come from stand-alone Starbucks stores.
Julia has tried getting her caffeine fix from Starbucks chains that are inside other stores like the ones in airports, etc., but each attempt has been a complete failure, with her last try providing no …

ABHIRUKT N. SAPRU
It’s no myth that human beings have a natural level of self-consciousness. Marlon Didochen, sophomore, is apparently no different.  Students at Doheny Library were in a state of shock yesterday when Didochen decided to open his bag-pack both slowly and loudly at 11pm last night.
Didochen, who was about to start his research on an edible cure for the munchies, realized that he had left his Dell Inspiron 1000 in his brand new Powerpuff Girls’ school bag. As he bent over and started unzipping the bag, out came a …

DEVON BROWN
It’s alright.  We can all admit that we creep a little on Facebook. Unfortunately one incoming student took the creeping to a whole new level this summer when she friended every single student in the USC class of 2013.
By attempting to gain popularity before entering the school, Tiffany Stantonia decided that it would be a bright idea to friend all of the incoming freshmen regardless of whether or not she was familiar with them.  Tiffany justifies this behavior by saying:
“We are all going to be at the same school, …