Let’s face it.  You have two options when you are bored in class: 1) Stalk your friends on Facebook or 2) Go to Sporcle.  Now you have a third option.  Welcome to the USC Flipside—your one stop to the most accurate and up-to-date news from around the globe.  This way, you feel like you are accomplishing something when you zone out during a lecture and turn toward your laptop for entertainment.  Instead of checking up on your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend’s “I <3 Photobooth” picture album (yeah, you heard me….I’ve seen dudes post that kind of stuff), you can feel as if you are reading the news.  When mom asks if you are staying up to date with current events, all you have to do is reply, “Of course.  I read the USC Flipside everyday.” Guaranteed she doesn’t ask twice, and better yet—-you aren’t lying.  Save those lies for some other time because now you got yourself the USC Flipside.  Sit back, relax, and enjoy your time.  And don’t forget to add this to your Bookmarks!

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