DANNY LUBER

Some say it is 5:1.  Others say 3:1.  Whatever the case may be, the fact of the matter is that in order for a non-Greek male to enter a fraternity party he must be accompanied by more than one female.  If not, a rejection at the door is guaranteed to happen.

On October 16, 2009, the ratio reached new heights as Harry Thosenhall and his eleven lady friends got the no-go at the entryway of an unnamed fraternity house.   When the bouncer declined admittance, Thosenhall was in so much disbelief that he vocally numbered off the girls to ensure that the guardians of the door were seeing correctly.

This act of desperation proved to be counterproductive as the eleven girls proceeded to perform a military-like count-off that not only scared the surrounding bystanders but also Thosenhall himself.  After this intimidating roll call, Thosenhall denied affiliation with this group of eleven aspiring Marines and instead headed back to his dorm to play a round of Scrabble with his suitemates.