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		<title>LAPD CRACKS DOWN ON DPS</title>
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		<link>http://uscflipside.com/?p=215</link>
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		<title>11:1 RATIO GETS TURNED DOWN AT FRAT PARTY</title>
		<description><![CDATA[DANNY LUBER
Some say it is 5:1.  Others say 3:1.  Whatever the case may be, the fact of the matter is that in order for a non-Greek male to enter a fraternity party he must be accompanied by more than one female.  If not, a rejection at the door is guaranteed to happen.
On October 16, 2009, the ratio reached new heights as Harry Thosenhall and his eleven lady friends got the no-go at the entryway of an unnamed fraternity house.   When the bouncer declined admittance, Thosenhall was in so much disbelief ...]]></description>
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		<title>SWINE FLU TURNS SORORITY GIRL INTO PIG</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ABHIRUKT N. SAPRU
LOS ANGELES- The newest mutated form of the H1N1 flu virus has had a bizarre effect on one female student at the University of Southern California. Janice Odwallan, a member of one of the school’s better-known Greek sororities, has transformed into a rare breed of pig.
20 year-old Odwallan, now nicknamed Babe, has turned into the ‘Sus ahoenobarbus’ species, more commonly known as the Palawan Bearded Pig. This variety is indigenous to the Balabac, Palawan, and the Calamian islands in the Philippines and is almost impossible to find out ...]]></description>
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		<title>GIRLS SHOWER TOGETHER TO SAVE THE WHALES</title>
		<description><![CDATA[JACE BERTGES
College students have been known to support efforts geared toward saving the planet.  Whether it is driving a Prius or recycling on a daily basis, we all try to do our part.  However, two USC freshmen have taken their part to a whole new level.
Stacie Jabble and Jamie Loufa have started a bold initiative in the fight for water conservation by showering together.  Stacie is a green activist, while Jamie on the other hand believes she is saving the whales.  This idea for water conservation apparently started as an ...]]></description>
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		<title>LEAVEY LIBRARY WALLS MISTAKEN FOR COTTON CANDY</title>
		<description><![CDATA[DANNY LUBER
College tours are the epitome of predictability. The mother who doesn’t stop asking questions.  The tour guide’s customary one-liner: “I am going to be walking backwards, so holler if I am going to run into anything.” The useless historical facts regarding each building on campus.  But, who would have ever thought a little brother would try to eat the walls of Leavey Library during an informational stroll around the school?
“Honestly, it doesn’t surprise me one bit.  The walls are absolutely gross.  And, OH-MY-LORD, cotton candy is just so gross.  ...]]></description>
		<link>http://uscflipside.com/?p=155</link>
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		<title>STARBUCKS ADDICT FINDS TROGRO NAUSEATING</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ANDREW MAGNE
Starbucks. Some hate it.  Most love it.  For Julia Jacobs-Jones-Meyerson, she absolutely has to have it. As diabetics would certainly falter without their insulin, Meyerson would have a tough time staying awake in Writing 140 without her grande chocolate-caramel-double-shot-hold-the-whipped-cream latte. But that’s not the worst of it, it can only come from stand-alone Starbucks stores.
Julia has tried getting her caffeine fix from Starbucks chains that are inside other stores like the ones in airports, etc., but each attempt has been a complete failure, with her last try providing no ...]]></description>
		<link>http://uscflipside.com/?p=158</link>
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		<title>BACKPACK ZIPPER EXCEEDS DECIBEL LIMIT AT LIBRARY</title>
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ABHIRUKT N. SAPRU
It’s no myth that human beings have a natural level of self-consciousness. Marlon Didochen, sophomore, is apparently no different.  Students at Doheny Library were in a state of shock yesterday when Didochen decided to open his bag-pack both slowly and loudly at 11pm last night.
Didochen, who was about to start his research on an edible cure for the munchies, realized that he had left his Dell Inspiron 1000 in his brand new Powerpuff Girls’ school bag. As he bent over and started unzipping the bag, out came a ...]]></description>
		<link>http://uscflipside.com/?p=161</link>
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		<title>5 YEAR-OLD BECOMES YOUNGEST EVER TA</title>
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		<link>http://uscflipside.com/?p=163</link>
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		<title>GIRL ADDS ENTIRE CLASS ON FACEBOOK</title>
		<description><![CDATA[DEVON BROWN
It&#8217;s alright.  We can all admit that we creep a little on Facebook. Unfortunately one incoming student took the creeping to a whole new level this summer when she friended every single student in the USC class of 2013.
By attempting to gain popularity before entering the school, Tiffany Stantonia decided that it would be a bright idea to friend all of the incoming freshmen regardless of whether or not she was familiar with them.  Tiffany justifies this behavior by saying:
&#8220;We are all going to be at the same school, ...]]></description>
		<link>http://uscflipside.com/?p=132</link>
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		<title>STUDENT WAKES UP TO ROOMMATE STARING AT HIM</title>
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