DANNY LUBER
Some say it is 5:1.  Others say 3:1.  Whatever the case may be, the fact of the matter is that in order for a non-Greek male to enter a fraternity party he must be accompanied by more than one female.  If not, a rejection at the door is guaranteed to happen.
On October 16, 2009, the ratio reached new heights as Harry Thosenhall and his eleven lady friends got the no-go at the entryway of an unnamed fraternity house.   When the bouncer declined admittance, Thosenhall was in so much disbelief …

JACE BERTGES
College students have been known to support efforts geared toward saving the planet.  Whether it is driving a Prius or recycling on a daily basis, we all try to do our part.  However, two USC freshmen have taken their part to a whole new level.
Stacie Jabble and Jamie Loufa have started a bold initiative in the fight for water conservation by showering together.  Stacie is a green activist, while Jamie on the other hand believes she is saving the whales.  This idea for water conservation apparently started as an …

DEVON BROWN
It’s alright.  We can all admit that we creep a little on Facebook. Unfortunately one incoming student took the creeping to a whole new level this summer when she friended every single student in the USC class of 2013.
By attempting to gain popularity before entering the school, Tiffany Stantonia decided that it would be a bright idea to friend all of the incoming freshmen regardless of whether or not she was familiar with them.  Tiffany justifies this behavior by saying:
“We are all going to be at the same school, …

CADE SEARS
It’s a fury of blonde locks and brunette extensions.  It’s a tornado of spirit fingers.  It’s a sight no human being should see while operating a moving vehicle.  In fact, a study across universities nation wide found that bicycle and skateboard accidents ravage the Row during rush week because of this frenzy.  Coincidence? You decide.   It’s a sight known amongst first time viewers (namely freshmen) as “what the hell?”  What is it you may ask?  It’s the multitude of high-pitched voices accompanying the head nods and hand twirls of …

JACE BERTGES
A new fad is sweeping through the USC female community by storm.  More and more ladies have been venturing out to the Row, holding their high heels in their hands and walking without any sort of foot protection.  This hit sensation originated as merely an attempt at saving hopelessly tired feet from morning-after foot pains.  However, it has now grown into an all out fashion necessity for young women.
Stacy Cobbers, a local sophomore and frequent visitor of the row said, “I can’t believe I ever wore my stilettos in …